Sometimes people nail a situation.
James Foxworthy had this to say about we Canadians.
Damn... he's mostly right.
A Little Canajian Humo(u)r eh! Forget Rednecks, Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada. offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada you may live in Canada. ( I'll try to grab a pic of Charlie doing this when he's here in a couple of weeks). If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialled a wrong number, you may live in Canada. south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada. you may live in Canada. who have hit a moose more than once, you may live in Canada in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada. If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada. but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada and your partner knows how to use them, you may live in Canada. to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada you're going 120 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada. because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada. almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Canada on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada. you may live in Canada.
If someone in a Home Depot store
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
If you measure distance in hours,
If you know several people
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
If you install security lights on your house and garage,
If you carry starter cables in your car
If you design your kid's halloween costume
If the speed limit on the highway is 100 km --
If driving is better in the winter
If you know all 4 seasons:
If you have more miles
If you find -10c 'a little chilly',
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The older i get the faster i was.
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